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The Jacana Curmudgeon

 

 

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Compiled by Lee Ouzman

 

 

cur.mud.geon n.

1.    archaic: a crusty, ill-tempered, churlish old man.

2.    modern: anyone who hates hypocrisy and pretence and has the temerity to say so; anyone with the habit of pointing out unpleasant facts in an engaging and humorous manner.

 

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Collecting quotations is an insidious, even embarrassing habit, like ragpicking or hoarding rocks or trying on other people's laundry. I got into it originally while trying to break an addiction to candy. I kicked candy and now seem to be stuck with quotations, which are attacking my brain instead of my teeth.

- Robert Byrne, The Other 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said.

 

 

 

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