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Children's Books You'll Never See



"All Dogs Go to Hell"

"The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"

"Be A Good Helper - Vacuum All The Loose Hair Off The Dog"

"Bi-Curious George"

"Blowing Up Those Funny Looking, Long Balloons You Find At The Park."

"The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables"

"Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear"

"Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence"

"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"

"Dad's New Wife Timothy"

"The Day the Parents Never Came Home."

"Eating Glue is Good For You."

"Foreigners are Bad People."

"Fun with Pointy Things."

"Garfield Gets Feline Leukaemia"

"The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad"

"How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School"

“How to Dress Sexy for Grownups.”

"How To Get Someone Else To Do Your Homework."

“How to get your baby brother put up for adoption.”

"How To Swim In Uncle Bill's Pool With Daddy's Barbells.”

"If It's In A Pretty Bottle, It's OK To Drink It."

"It's Your Fault They Got a Divorce."

"Is the Stove Hot Yet?"

"Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"

"The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking."

"Keep Picking At It."

“The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator.”

"Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver"

“Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things.”

"The Plastic Bag Space Helmet and Other Fun Activities."

"Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games"

"The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy."

“The Protocols of the Grandpas of Zion.”

"Razor, Razor, Who's Got the Razor?"

"Rover Meets the Taxidermist."

"Sharing is For the Weak."

"Some Kittens Can Fly!"

"Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse"

"Strangers Have the Best Candy."

"Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets"

"What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"

"When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say God Did It."

"Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"

“Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way.”

"Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"

"Willie Wonka and the Costa Rican Child Labour Garment Factory."

"You Are Different and That's Bad."

"You Can Fly Too If You Wear a Cape."

“You were an accident!”

 

Drawing Pictures Of All Of Mommy's "Uncles" Who Visit While Daddy Is At Work.

 

You're Why Mommy's Fat.

 

Grandpa Gets a Casket.

 

Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share.

 

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