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Humour

 

 

Oxymorons

Accordion music

Accurate rumor

Act naturally

Adult male

Advanced BASIC

Air Botswana timetable

Airline food

Almost always

Almost certain

Almost exactly

Almost never

Alone together

American culture

American English

American Indian

Amicable divorce

Anorexic pig

Anticipated surprise

Artificial grass

Artificial life

Attentive husband

Authentic replica

Bad health

Bad sex

Bankrupt millionaire

Barely dressed

Bigger half

Bird dog

British fashion

Business ethics

Butt-head

Casual sex

Charm offensive

Childproof

Christian Scientists

Civil engineer

Civil war

Classic rock & roll

Clean dirt

Clearly confused

Clearly misunderstood

Click the start button to shut down

Cold as hell

Cold sweat

Collective liberty

Committee decision

Common sense

Computer jock

Computer security

Confirmed rumour

Congressional ethics

Consensual rape

Constant change

Constant variable

Corporate conscience

Crash landing

Criminal justice

Deafening silence

Defensive weapon

Definite maybe

Deliberate mistake

Detailed summary

Diet Coke

Diet ice cream

Diplomatic offensive

Disco music

Discovered missing

Disposable income

Divided loyalty

Doing nothing

Domestic bliss

Dotted line

Down escalator

Drug free school zone

Easy to follow directions

Educated guess

Educational TV

Equal opportunity

Ergonomic keyboard

Eschew obfuscation

European Community

Even odds

Exact difference

Exact estimate

Exact opposite

Extended limits

Extinct Life

Fail safe

Fair trial

Faithful boyfriend

Fatally injured

Fat-free ice cream

Federal budget

Female logic

Female sperm whale

Final version

Fine mess

Found missing

Free love

French resistance

Fresh frozen

Friendly advice

Friendly fire

Friendly takeover

Friendly weapons

Full-length bikini

Funky white guy

Fuzzy logic

Genuine forgery

Genuine imitation

Girlfriend

Global village

Good grief

Good shit

Gourmet hog bellies

Government aid

Government intelligence

Government organization

Government worker

Great Britain

Great War

Group of individuals

Growing smaller

Gunboat diplomacy

Half dead

Half naked

Half pregnant

Happily married

Head butt

Hell’s Angels

High-speed computer

Hip-hop culture

Holy crap

Holy war

Hopelessly optimistic

Hot Chili

House boat

House ethics committee

Huge market niche

Humane war

Human evolution

Humanitarian invasion

Ill health

Immediate future

Incredibly convincing

Innate wisdom

Inside out

Instant oil change

Intelligent life forms

Internet security

Invisible Ink

Job security

Jumbo shrimp

Just war

Larger half

Lean pork

Least favourite

Legally drunk

Liberal thinker

Life insurance

Linear curve

Liquid crystal

Liquid gas

Literal interpretation

Live recording

Living dead

Local celebrity

Long shorts

Love affair

Loving Christians

Loyal opposition

Male intellect

Married life

Martial music

Medical ethics

Medium rare

Melted ice

Microsoft Works

Midnight sun

Military intelligence

Military justice

Mind expanding drugs

Minor crisis

Modern classic

Moral majority

Motion picture

Much less

Near miss

Negative gain

Negative profit

New and improved

New classic

New tradition

New York culture

Night light

Noble savage

Non-dairy creamer

"Now, then ..."

Nuclear defence

Objective opinion

Oddly appropriate

Old boy

Old news

One size fits all

Only choice

Open secret

Operating system

Organized chaos

Original copies

Oxymoron (oxy=sharp, moron=dull)

Paid volunteer

Paperless office

Partially completed

Partial ceasefire

Partial victory

Partly pregnant

Passive aggression

Peace force

Peace offensive

Perfect idiot

Plastic flowers

Plastic glasses

Police protection

Political leadership

Political promise

Political science

Political will

Pop art

Post-modern

Power nap

Precision bombing

Premature ejaculation

Pretty ugly

Preventable accident

Productivity committee

Public servant

Quick reboot

Rampant apathy

Random logic

Randomly organized

Rap artist

Rap music

Reagan's memoirs

Reality TV

Refundable deposit

Religious tolerance

Resident alien

Restless sleep

Retired worker

Righteous indignation

Rock opera

Safe abortion

Safe sex

Same difference

Sanitary landfill

Sanitary napkin

Second best

Second last

Seriously funny

Silent scream

Seductive innocence

Soft rock

Software documentation

Soul food

Stripper's dressing room

Suicide victim

Sure bet

Sweet and sour

Sweet sixteen

Sweet sorrow

Synthetic natural gas

Taped live

Tax relief

Tax return

Techno music

Teenage logic

Temporary tax increase

Terribly nice

Terribly pleased

Terrific headache

Tight slacks

Timeless moment

Toll free

Totally impartial

Tragic comedy

Trade secret

Turned up missing

Unacceptable solution

Unbelievably real

Unbiased news report

Unbiased opinion

Uncontested divorce

Uninvited guest

Union worker

United Nations

Upside down

Urban cowboy

Virgin bride

Virtual reality

Virtually identical

Voting power

War games

Wedded bliss

We're alone

Whole portion

Woman's logic

Working holiday

 

 

 

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