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Humour

 

 

Palindromes

(Reads the same both ways)

 

 

AH, SATAN SEES NATASHA.

 

ANNE, I VOTE MORE CARS RACE ROME TO VIENNA.

 

ARE WE NOT DRAWN ONWARD, WE FEW, DRAWN ONWARD TO NEW ERA?

 

A TOYOTA! RACE FAST... SAFE CAR: A TOYOTA.

 

CAMPUS MOTTO: BOTTOMS UP, MAC.

 

DENNIS SINNED.

 

DOC NOTE: I DISSENT. A FAST NEVER PREVENTS A FATNESS. I DIET ON COD.

 

DO GEESE SEE GOD?

 

DOGMA: I AM GOD.

 

DON'T NOD.

 

GO DELIVER A DARE, VILE DOG!

 

GOD SAW I WAS DOG.

 

GO HANG A SALAMI; I'M A LASAGNA HOG!

 

KAY, A RED NUDE, PEEPED UNDER A YAK.

 

MADAM, IN EDEN I'M ADAM.

 

MAY A MOODY BABY DOOM A YAM?

 

MURDER FOR A JAR OF RED RUM.

 

NEVER ODD OR EVEN.

 

NO, IT NEVER PROPAGATES IF I SET A GAP OR PREVENTION.

 

NO TRACE; NOT ONE CARTON.

 

OOZY RAT IN A SANITARY ZOO.

 

RATS LIVE ON NO EVIL STAR.

 

SATAN, OSCILLATE MY METALLIC SONATAS!

 

SOME MEN INTERPRET NINE MEMOS.

 

STRAW? NO, TOO STUPID A FAD; I PUT SOOT ON WARTS.

 

SUMS ARE NOT SET AS A TEST ON ERASMUS.

 

TOO BAD – I HID A BOOT.

 

WAS IT ELIOT'S TOILET I SAW?

 

 

 

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