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Training Courses available for Women

 

 

- Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.

- The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits.

- Parties: Going Without New Outfits.

- Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, Not The First.

- Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking.

- Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want Without Nagging.

- Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire.

- Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up.

- Introduction to Parking.

- Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space.

- Water Retention: Fact or Fat?

- Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter.

- Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption.

- Cooking III: How Not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People.

- Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully.

- PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His.

- Dancing: Why Sober Men Don't Like To.

- Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have.

- Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice.

- Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together.

- Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both.

- Introduction to Petrol.

- Advanced Petrol: How To Take The Filler Cap Off.

- TV Remotes: For Men Only.

- Combating the Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You Do Not Need New Shoes Every Day

- Man Management: Discover How Minor Household Chores Can Wait Until After the Game.

- Valuation: Just Because It's Not Important To You.......

- Sex: It's for Married Couples Too.

- Ballet: For Women Only.

- Learning to Go in Public Toilets and Survive.

- Appreciating the Humour of the Three Stooges.

- "Do these jeans make my arse look big?" - Why Men Lie.

- The Toilet: You Can Learn to Leave the Seat Up.

- Advanced Toilet Geometry: Women Can Use the Urinal Too.

- Bathroom Etiquette: His Razor Is His.

- Getting Ready To Go Out: Start the Day Before.

Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat. Step by Step, with Slide

Presentation.

- Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours

Round Table Discussion.

- Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping? Group Debate.

- Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase. Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

- Curling Irons - Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? - Examples on Video.

- How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program. Help Line

Support and Support Groups.

- Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos? Open Forum.

- Health Watch - They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!

- I Was Wrong and He Was Right! Real Life Testimonials.

- How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim. Driving Simulations.

- Learning to Live - How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.

- The Stove/Oven - What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration.

 

 

Training Courses available for Men

 

- Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop.

- Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge.

- The Stove/Oven: What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration.

- Dressing Up: Beyond the Wedding and the Funeral

- Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead.

- Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Linoleum? You CAN Tell the Difference!

- Accepting Loss I: If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away.

- Accepting Loss II: If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, Keeping It In the Refrigerator Won't Bring It Back.

- Going to the Supermarket - It's Not Just for Women Anymore!

- Recycling Skills I: Boxes that the Electronics Came In.

- Recycling Skills II: Styrofoam that Came in the Boxes that the Electronics Came In.

- Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Beard Clippings from the Sink.

- Bathroom Etiquette II: Let's Wash Those Towels!

- Bathroom Etiquette III: Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor - Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

- Bathroom Etiquette IV: Five Easy Ways to Tell When You're About to Run Out of Toilet Paper!

- The Toilet Paper Roll -- Does It Change Itself?

- Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? Accuracy in Aiming 101.

- Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 15-Year-Old Levis to the Goodwill Store.

- Retro, Or Just Hideous?: Re-examining Your '70s Polyester Shirts.

- Knowing the Limitations of Your Kitchenware: No, The Dishes Won't Wash Themselves.

- Romance: More Than a Cable Channel!

- Going Out to Dinner: Beyond McDonald's.

- Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.

- Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost - Real Life Testimonials.

- Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?

- How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion - Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.

- Expand Your Entertainment Options: Renting Movies That Don't Fall Under the "Action/Adventure" Category.

- Dealing with "We need to talk about our relationship." These Seven Words Strike Fear in the Heart of Even Retired General Schwartzkopf.

- Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote.

- Loss Of Identity - Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.

- "I Could Have Played a Better Game Than That!": Why Women Laugh.

- Adventures in Housekeeping I: Let's Clean the Closet.

- Adventures in Housekeeping II: Let's Clean Under the Bed.

- "I Don't Know": Be the First Man to Say It!

- The Gas Gauge in Your Car: Sometimes Empty MEANS Empty.

- Directions: It's Okay to Ask for Them.

- Listening: It's Not Just Something You Do During Halftime.

- Accepting Your Limitations: Just Because You Have Power Tools Doesn't Mean You Can Fix It.

- How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays - Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

- No Husband Has Ever Been Shot While Doing the Dishes.
- The Role of the Co-Driver: Training in Two-Party Groups with Driving Simulation. Learning of Basic Breathing Techniques.
- Ecological-Questions: Does Toilet Paper Grow Again On the Holder?
- Independence: From Today On I'll Find My Socks Alone.
- Holistic Mnemonic Training: An Anniversary Comes Every Year.
- PMS: Learning to Keep Your Mouth Shut.
- Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming in Drunk at 4:00 AM.
- Parenting: No, It Doesn't End With Conception.
- Get a Life; Learn to Cook.
- How to Stay Awake After Sex.
- How Not to Act Younger Than Your Children.
- Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Naked.
- Fluffing the Blankets After Farting Is Not Necessary.

- How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays.
 

 

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